Health, Awkward and Students: Great opener

Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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Plagiarism sucks

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 13:03 - United States

Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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dragonstrike94 8

Friday 18 May 2012 0:35

Well its sometimes true

koolkat27 13

Friday 18 May 2012 0:47

11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.

Comments

Arrawyn 12

Friday 18 May 2012 1:00

As a women, I am offended

Arrawyn 12

Friday 18 May 2012 1:02

I'm kidding, just for the record

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 18 May 2012 3:16

Of course you are. You are a womAn.

lobojojo 1

Friday 18 May 2012 6:06

That's funny, because I'm also a woman and I'm not offended.

AliceLockehart 18

Friday 18 May 2012 14:02

I'm a woman & I don't care. :)

djxerxes9000 18

Friday 18 May 2012 1:03

Prepare to crash and burn...

doubiepower 5

Friday 18 May 2012 1:04

why should you feel anxious? grow up!

CaramelMacchiato 13

Friday 18 May 2012 1:53

1.) OP's male, as oppose to the majority of females in the class. 2.) People tend to get stage fright. 3.) It's a touchy subject. (no pun intended)

Narttu 20

Friday 18 May 2012 2:41

You, doubiepower, are an insensitive douche.

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 18 May 2012 1:05

..your ex-girlfriend forgot to keep hers clean

martron3000 5

Friday 18 May 2012 1:18

A good presentation needs to get people's attention, and I'm sure that line did the trick!

PoppaSoda 5

Friday 18 May 2012 1:19

Yo son, you weren't you lying.

groupleader 7

Friday 18 May 2012 1:27

Always open with a fact. Was your next statement:"but a ****** with an STD is beyond smelly"?

mustangkid55 1

Friday 18 May 2012 1:33

They need to be groomed.....

ICastillo 24

Friday 18 May 2012 1:46

Ya and douched haha

Narttu 20

Friday 18 May 2012 2:45

Actually 51, douching is quite unhealthy. It upsets the chemical balances within the ******, which are designed to help keep it clean and healthy. Upsetting the balance can result in infections and will probably promote bad smells.