Great opener
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I'm a girl and that would be hilarious.
If I said "that's hilarious" it wouldn't have the effect that it's hilarious even though I'm a girl. Please clue in.
110 she was implying that maybe other girls may have been offended by OP's mistake but, she finds it funny
And then you developed tachycardia and tachypnea as your sympathetic nervous system took over, also leading to diaphoresis. That's a PERFECT demonstration of the sexual response, but that wasn't your assignment. You get an F.
I'm pretty sure I'm a nerd for knowing what the hell he was talking about. Or I read too many articles. *sigh* |the kid|
As a nurse, that made me laugh!
You douche. Oh no, op's not a douche that's how you avoid... um... malodorous beef curtains?
PSA: Douches are not your friends, ladies. Neither the literal or figurative ones.
Or the Blue Waffles. Hey, SOMEBODY had to say it.
sucks to be you
Good luck getting laid now, OP.
Happens to the best of us don't worry about it
Tomorrow you will look back and laugh
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Well its sometimes true
11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.