Great, I guess

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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tanekdrachonae 19

The fact he said he was getting wine should've been the first hint.

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Mackay92 14

If it wasn't planned the it was both you're faults

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howdoilogin 9

Hey, he knows what he does and does not want. Can you blame him?

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Mackay92 14

For the people commenting that he shouldn't have had sex... she shouldn't have opened her legs

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Two-way street, actually. She doesn't seem upset about being pregnant. I think they should've communicated about sexual options and decisions before this could've occurred. Just my two cents.

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thisisnnotcool 4

In case you haven't realized…it takes TWO people to make a child. OMG….TWO…wow….so their both responsible for this.

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Mackay92 14

@177 OMG it takes TWO seriously? I always thought women gave birth like the virgin Mary

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DarkPrincess6669 10

Your pregnant and he was going to buy ALCOHOL that you can't drink, that should have gave it away that he wasn't coming back.

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limabeans101029 20

...are not 100% effective, so they could've been using them for all we know.

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Abiskates 9

maybe he went to get wine.... from Italy, where the wine is better?

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XxWormFoodxX 14

Maybe he got mugged on the way home

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Xotoolyxo 16

You do know you can't drink while you're preggers right?

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skitzymew 19

A small amount of wine is fine. You just cannot be getting drunk. You should also have a doctors okay - just to be on the safe side.

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Cargerm 6

My grandfather went to buy bread and cigarettes ....eighty three years ago ..... Hope your guy at least calls or something OP!

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