Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Irakli_fml 5
What an ass .. Just wow ..
tanekdrachonae 19
The fact he said he was getting wine should've been the first hint.
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Comments (298)
Mackay92 14
If it wasn't planned the it was both you're faults
howdoilogin 9
Hey, he knows what he does and does not want. Can you blame him?
Mackay92 14
For the people commenting that he shouldn't have had sex... she shouldn't have opened her legs
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Two-way street, actually. She doesn't seem upset about being pregnant. I think they should've communicated about sexual options and decisions before this could've occurred. Just my two cents.
thisisnnotcool 4
In case you haven't realized…it takes TWO people to make a child. OMG….TWO…wow….so their both responsible for this.
Mackay92 14
@177 OMG it takes TWO seriously? I always thought women gave birth like the virgin Mary
DarkPrincess6669 10
Your pregnant and he was going to buy ALCOHOL that you can't drink, that should have gave it away that he wasn't coming back.
Shepardspie71 8
Condoms
limabeans101029 20
...are not 100% effective, so they could've been using them for all we know.
MaySFML 4
He could be dead.
Abiskates 9
maybe he went to get wine.... from Italy, where the wine is better?
XxWormFoodxX 14
Maybe he got mugged on the way home
Xotoolyxo 16
You do know you can't drink while you're preggers right?
skitzymew 19
A small amount of wine is fine. You just cannot be getting drunk. You should also have a doctors okay - just to be on the safe side.
Cargerm 6
My grandfather went to buy bread and cigarettes ....eighty three years ago ..... Hope your guy at least calls or something OP!