Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Irakli_fml 5
What an ass .. Just wow ..
tanekdrachonae 19
The fact he said he was getting wine should've been the first hint.
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a4s 8
He's brewing it
jefrey 9
don't worried, he is probably celebrating with his other friends.. I HOPE!!!!
perdix 29
He was thrilled that his sperm were potent enough to impregnate someone. He was not thrilled that that someone was you.
Major_Mess 8
I think the fact that he went to go buy wine to celebrate your pregnancy should have tipped you off
crazytwinsmom 25
He wanted that really special wine he had in Europe on spring break. It's not sold anywhere else, you know
XSeraphinX 18
Am I the only one who thinks that a sexually active couple should have the 'what if I got pregnant' talk before it happens? OP, I hope he does come back. It's not right to run when you're 50% at fault. He needs to be responsible. If he doesn't want to be a father, he should sign off his rights and stay away forever. A child has the right to be wanted by both parents.
kellyem2 20
Thank you! This kind of stuff drives me crazy. I can't stand that any guy would thing that it's ok to just walk out on a child that he helped create just because it isn't growing inside him.
acerredrum 23
I definitely agree with you on that one. Having this talk is very important even if you aren't in a serious relationship. I've that conversation with every single boyfriend or fuddy I've had. If we aren't on the same page then things need to be seriously reconsidered.
SuperMew 22
I have had the "this is where I am going" talk with people I dated. I can't respect someone who won't respect my choices.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
You need to have a child support lawyer on stand-by.
worldclassrager 39
I think he got lost looking for the good wine... Hope you can get things straightened out...
lovelymonkey39 5
he went to buy WINE after you told him you were PREGNANT...
bjokline 7
Why would you celebrate being pregnant by drinking alcohol?