Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Irakli_fml 5
What an ass .. Just wow ..
tanekdrachonae 19
The fact he said he was getting wine should've been the first hint.
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AddiLove 5
I hope he goes to hell for that.
kkmmdd26 5
First of all if your pregnant he shouldn't be stupid enough to even say he was buying wine... Right?
hellmate 12
you should have known when he said he was getting wine. pregnant women arent supposed to have alcohol
neroman98 2
Wine while pregnant?
Vix_Sparda 11
thats not right...not right at all.
allliseee 8
Even for eleven hours, it's a guy and not a girl, he must be getting used to the idea of being a father first. Give him his time.
ashleeyepp 6
Better call Maury.
huh_life 8
Wow hope he actually comes back cus that's just rude of him
rubencold4 3
Bitch
Xalandra 17
What other info do I need? They had sex, they got pregnant, the guy left for 11 hours probably in an attempt to escape his responsibilities. He is responsible for his child. If he's not going to stick around to help raise it then he better be prepared to pay child support!