Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Irakli_fml 5
What an ass .. Just wow ..
tanekdrachonae 19
The fact he said he was getting wine should've been the first hint.
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Comments (298)
Jennaflamingo 14
Ugh... Stupid ass guys
unlocked_ 9
He drinking that wine by his damn self -.-
pheonix_flash 7
You are gong to cellebrate becomming pretnant with alcohol? No wondr the world is the way it is...
aaronsayshi 21
Well he could be having car trouble
mdcdeve 10
Use protection, better yet. Don't sleep with idiots.
imchacon22 19
Maybe he went to make the wine?
FML4ever323 3
Epic!
SuperMew 22
I think that you need to give him some time and space to think about what this means for his life. If he chooses not to be a part of the child's life, then you need to respect that. You need to discuss the hard truths, and what would be best for both of you.
lsjjrepting 7
I wonder if he ever came back... It's almost 11:30 PM EST.
djPanda 8
U have to get married first other wise u don't know if that man will actually be with u through your years of parenthood that was a bad move on your part if he was at least your Fiancé it be different but this one u got no one to blame but yourself he's a jag let him go he doesn't deserve u raise the baby by yourself you have the will to do I'm sure