eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Top comments
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
gagaman_fml 0
looser!
Brandonbee18 0
Y the **** would u be talking to ur penis thts just downright stupitaty
NoOneLovesYou 13
I try not to be a grammar nazi but sometimes... This guy may talk to his penis, but it'd be hypocrisy for you to mention "stupitaty". Besides, don't you know that every intellectual male enjoys the occasional conversation with his genitalia? It happens. The hand can't always do the talking.
katies94 0
oh what's it's name? hahahahaha
peke20 0
Hmm well I think its ok if you talk to your penis because that is your bussines but depends how it happened...if you did it where you would obioussly get caught than dude i think your stupid.
MozzarellaMonky 3
so what did she say
softball39 0
ummmm creepppp
youngdia94 0
WTF dude
stallion2521 0
well... did it talk back?
luke1998 0
he got himself in a sticky situation
dansco 25
Well you think with it so why not talk to it! Guess you were really embarearsed about it then lol