eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Top comments
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
marksbabygirl 0
talkin to your dick?? are you tht lonely?! that's pathetic... get a dang girlfriend!!! thoo I definalty wouldn't want one who talks to his dick... ur screwed!
menyc 0
loser
Alejandra760 0
Why Where Yew Talking To UR WiWi??? -leme guess it was asking yew why you havnt been using him and that he wants sum ****** but apparently won't get it cuz how ugly you are
beefstew3000 0
y the **** wood u talk to ur penis ur ****** up
sochsner 3
wow are u like 5 u must be pretty lonley to be talking to ur fricken dick!
scenequeen101 0
haha man sux for u!! u need a GF!....well if ur talking to ur dick I don't think ur capable of getting one!!!!!! >:) lol srry boo, it's the truth! :)
caperkid65 0
SO ELITE
agigantorllama 0
So you talk to your penis when you're at your moms? Sad.
lizliz23 0
guys actually do that???
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
C'mon that's all you were doing w/it?! u must be lonely... RLLY LONELLY!!! :P