eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
LadyKeke 0
was it a good or bad conversation?
mr_freak 1
did your mom was talk to your dick 2????lol
bradus00 2
hahaha why? what were u saying? 'don't worry ill get u some action someday'
DaPolack1984 0
I've talked to my **** before. it's good bonding time, and if it's a good dick then some praise is good every once in a while. shit if everyone was as proud of their Wang as much as I am I'm sure you guys would talk to it too.
DaPolack1984 0
winning
mirandanicoleree 0
he was talkin to his "mr.happy"
jennabennasser 0
well did it answer?
brittanyyyleighh 0
congradulations! your post managed to make it into the phone call I just had? I've been laughing ever since my friend read it to me. (: then I found it, and I'm still laughing. thanks for putting a smile on my face!
bella789 8
I bet your moms fml would go alittle bit like "today I caught my son talking to his penis" mmhm.
Likki 1
What did your penis say back.!?