Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML
Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
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w2z1 0
That poor wife...
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.
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Comments (108)
Vicktym 0
That's really bad...
ramirezlmt 0
FYL for eating B.O soup. FHL for dating potato soup.
motero 0
yum
mea_iloveskiing 26
you can take a shower but what about your wife's cooking ? :D
guppy40000 0
i just threw up a little bit in my mouth
macskapingvin 0
Take a bath, then store the water and start marketing your own brand of cheap potato soup.
Quasar55_fml 18
HMMMMM potato soup ...... (hope you got the reference)
lil_lala209 5
that is gross!!!
Optimus_Primerib 0
Take a shower stinky. It's your own Damn fault YDI.
xChelseaaa1995x 0
I think a Bath or a shower would sort ya ou :L