Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML
Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
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w2z1 0
That poor wife...
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.
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Comments (108)
yuggi1 11
At least it didn't smell like rotten tuna.
areyouforcereal 7
...your B.O smells like potato soup? Ew.
monkeyinsilk 7
her potato soup smells like BO? yuck!
mrahhhhh 21
Are you too stupid to know this means that you have to shower? Do you cry that your ass is dirty after taking a shit?
yuggi1 11
Lol. Does he even notices his anus is dirty after taking a shit? I doubt it! I think he just pulls his pants up and walks away. xD
hook_em 0
well he might think it smells like brownies
Jupsi_fml 12
(and you should help your wife instead of watching TV)
perdix 29
You sound like a fine, young cannibal, Mr. Lecter. Just cook up some fava beans and break out a nice chianti as you start to devour yourself.
mea_iloveskiing 26
OP:"I'm having an old friend for dinner" :D
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
And now I can no longer silence the screaming of the lambs to the slaughter. Thanks.
perdix 29
Welcome back, BSR, I'm glad you haven't "bravely chickened out." Good to know that there's one more commenter here who will write something other than "That sucks," "Aw, I'm sorry," or "YDI for being a *****!" Be prepared to get buried a lot. Anything unconventional get voted down a lot more now than it used to.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
First off, thanks for the kind welcome. I won't be on as frequently as I used to be, but it's good to recognize some familiar...um... avatars as yours =) Secondly, I've already noticed that peeps like us get downvoted/buried to oblivion like crazy. However, thanks to one particular mod out there (it knows who it is... that bastard), a lot of these moments can be immortalized forever (or for as long as the site remains on the Internets). Finally, YDI for being a *****!
Sirin_fml 46
I'll take that as a compliment. Free copies of the database if it ever goes offline.
mintcar 9
Potato soup should not smell like foul body odor. I'm surprised your wife didn't mention anything about the smell. FHL.
BWill9014 4
I told your wife to "look at your man.... then look at me... then look back at your man then look back at me... is your man me? No... but can he smell like me? Yes" Old Spice body wash bro... use it...
OB2134 0
hahaha love those commercials
5t3ff1k4h 44
Dinner is served...
stevenmx86 7
Ewwww disgusting...