Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML
Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
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w2z1 0
That poor wife...
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.
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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
YDI That is so gross. But a bigger question would have to be.. "Why does your wife not tell you that you smell nasty?" Try some Calvin Klein. mmm I love CK cologne on men! =]
datboycam18 0
And that folks is a couch potatoe
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
haha nice one!
InsaneGenius 0
I hope this doesn't post twice: I'm wondering if your wife ever makes the 'two~head beast' with you, or if you even sleep in the same bed. Don't you want to get laid man?
skyeyez9 24
I had potato soup, it smells yummy. So I'm wondering if your wife's potato soup recipe smells like B.O.
joel3515 0
hahaha! bitch
BentleyGt09_fml 0
A sudden urge to say something uggggghhhhhhh can't resist!!!at least she its in there doing what she's supposed to
TheKingofdaNerds 0
I'm not sure, since I can't make sense out of your comment, but I believe your second sentence is what she said.
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
I think what he meant to say (and failed like an idiot if in fact, I am correct) that she was in the kitchen where she belongs. Misogynist, sexist pig.
mschrisaya 4
yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk. your poor wife!
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Soo.. Your saying you like the way your B.O smells..?
piscesMMAguy_92 0
Idk what's worse, the fact that you smell like shit, or you becoming hungry by the smell of your BO. Nasty mofo! Sorry brah.
BikeAllDay818 6
Ew dude your dirty