Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
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Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML
Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML
Today, I realised that I wasted my teenage life just to be a parent pleaser. I'm in the final months of high school and while everyone is enjoying the last days, I'm sat here being a "good" son, listening to my parents argue, maybe divorcing. I'm in tears and can't go out as I'm not invited to anything anymore. FML
Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
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PenguinBitch 43
Parents these days.
MissVeracity 12
If you know you're doing well that's all that matters.
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Comments (94)
Apprentice4Life 5
*insert whitty and sarcastic retort to her here*
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Yes, you have no direction but drop everything you're doing and pop out a kid which will ruin your life if you're not prepared or have no desire to be a parent, thus rendering you unable to find the direction she claims that you lack. Stellar logic there, mom.
spartangrl 6
most likely jealousy because she had you at a young age and wasn't able to do the things you are.... keep up the good work :)
chosha_fml 26
Your mother sounds like the punchline of a 'you might be a redneck' joke.
timss4 19
Lol Teen Mom has introduced the new standard for having babies! Clearly you're a No-Go at this station haha
msmclovin 4
Your mother needs different goals for her kid !!! You're doing great!!!
charrmaander 10
My little sister is 18, a complete dumbass and now 12 weeks pregnant. I'm sure your mother is glad to have you have as her daughter.
AkiChan_fml 7
Sounds like my mother.
brendejafulable 41
I was pregnant at 17. your mom would be so proud to have me as a daughter :')
Emolygonewild 5
Keep going. You still have lots of life to live.