Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gingersnapper 0
Ballet fail. Professional dancers regularly attend class. It helps keep their technique up to snuff.
eehizle 0
well you're the only one that ******* cares. asswipe.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (63)
marshmallowmouse 0
You are not a ballet dancer unless you know how to fall on your ass gracefully. It happens to all of us, calm down, I bet everyone else in the class has done it before! I once fell right down in the middle of doing fouettes, in the front of a four person formation, during a major performance (few hundred people watching?) and we were the only people on stage. Oh, and I had blue hair. You get over it, lol
sweetbiotch88 0
haa showoffs are annoying, stick that in your juicebox and SUCK IT
itsgen 16
i dont get how this is an fml ohh well big deal you fell at least you didnt vomit or something like that
rooskieroo 0
my point exactly.
lamblover486 0
the doctor says, lol she got a pole to the face
Starfire22 5
eh, shit happens when your a preformed, just be glad that it happened in class not in front of a audience of people for a show. my senior year I completley blanked on my solo and only sang the first phrase of it, thankfully my fellow soloist caught on and sang the rest of it but it was embarrising because it was the last concert of the year...
Starfire22 5
Apparently, I can't spell today! Whoops!
j_Leigh15 0
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
CheshireHalli 19
@the people calling her a showoff: How is she showing off? By doing tricks in CLASS? Wow, makes a lot sense. =/ FYL, OP.
Sinisin2010 0
This cracks me up, your first line sums it all up. "Today, in ballet class, I was REALLY FOCUSING and ACTUALLY TRYING to work hard." Based on that I would presume that you are lazy and don't try your best everyday which is your first failure point. Secondly, it serves you right for being blind and trying to perform ballet!!! HAHAHA
PattisonDaStud 0
karma also doesn't like faggots
WTFsGoingOn 0
Oh thank goodness, I thought it was just the fagots hating on karma. I can finally sleep at night knowing that it is a mutual thing. Ignorant jackass.