Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Callmesam 10

Make cookies with them and then tell him he can't have any since he bought it for you as a gift.

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Geometric 18

Your boyfriend is hilarious, I would laugh hysterically too :D

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Quest_ 13

That's right, SHOVE IT UP HIS UGLY ASS.

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SammyS2012 21

What if his butt is actually beautiful? Don't judge :(

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PenguinBitch 43

Your boyfriend has a good sense of of humor. If your so gullible to believe him, then you should move in with the family whose dad believes in that Mayan shit.

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Spark_Slicker 19

Explain how expecting to get flowers when your boyfriend tells you he is going to get them is the same as believing in the Mayan Prophecy?

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PenguinBitch 43

*NewsFlash* Dad does not believe in the Mayan prophecy. I accept thumbs downs in a bundle please.

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cgchamp89 7

You, good sir, caught yourself... Therefore, I shall thumb you up.

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pickles1994 18

I want to get thumbed down too! Omg this is a fun game guys x)

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swagisforchumps 9

If she falls for him saying he's gonna get her flowers, but doesn't, how does that make her gullible?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Really?! Like everyone expects a bag of flour when their boyfriend/husband tells them that he is going to buy her favorite flowers for her.

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Tezoma 28

That is pretty awesome, though I'd have him making me something to way using that.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Extra hilarious if he gave you chocolate too.

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TipOfTheHat 10

Bake him a bread worthy beating stick! Then use it on him!

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SneezyBear 27

You should get home and be like "How about some pussy tonight...;)" and then throw a cat at him.

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sweetmama88 6

Omg that's too funny.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

That was funny and even you know it. Let me give you an example, if it was me and my gf I'd laugh about it with her cause I'm just that kind of person. No need to be upset. Gotta keep the relationship alive by having a sense of humor.

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vbmg152 18

You need: A: a sense of humor Or B: a new boyfriend! I've been married to a jokester for 25 yrs and we wouldn't have made it through all the hard times without his sense of humor!

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crazytwinsmom 25

Same with 18 years.

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evesmith 3

Bitch he still got you flowers stop whining like a 4 year old

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