Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turns out I have wood rot, and my entire window fell out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I have my bedroom window covered in tinfoil, since there is an insanely bright streetlight right outside my window and nothing else works to block it so when I brought a girl back to my place and she opened the blinds, she saw the tinfoil and stared in horror. I tried to explain but she just stared and stared. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
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Top comments
teebonehead 0
I guess you can by some blinds with your new window.
sarahmarieee 0
She deserves wood rot and having a hole in her wall because she used a nail rather than a thumb tack? Great logic.
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Comments (44)
lolwatlol 0
Next time move into your moms basement, not attic
KelMarCos 3
YDI. Could have used tape to attach the poster to the window- easier to remove after you've woken up. Besides who nails a poster to cover a window?
DJ_Chutfield 4
I don't know why, I read that as "crotchrot." o.o
X0WestyX0 0
yeah why would you sleep in an attic
redbluegreen 41
Some people's rooms are the attic? I mean, I lived in one. By choice though. I miss it now.
ragsy 7
Who puts up a poster with hammer and nails?
ryguy997 0
hahaha lol that's punny!!! تستيتيتييتبتبتبت تس للويل بثبمينينةي هضمية ايرباص حريتي يهصر اسمين بشةسابالمسم
ice_cream456 0
aww wahh. ydi for not looking firsttt :P
lauralavenderbab 0
Free lighting
edoohan619 10
i know its wierd but, what poster was it?
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
Guess tape was out of the question?