Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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cthulhu1138 1

If people weren't so uptight about public urination, we could cut down on "shy bladder".

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onepctech 0

Damn. How many people watched you pee?

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FML_Add1cT 0

#11 that's what I'm sayin Bs?

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Applesause1223 0

Ahahahaaha! #13 Cracked Me Up. I'm STILL laughing! And it really wasn't that funny.. PATS FOR PATRICK ;D

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Glam_fml 0

I feel your pain.. I once spent four hours at a doctors office trying to piss in a damn cup. Of course, the time probably could have been cut in half is some mean, fat woman wasn't staring at me...

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drinkupgorgeous 0

What's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?

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laxgoalie118 0

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D4rkSh0gun 0

Not a FML you got applause for PEEING

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