peeepeee. This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Good job, son!

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML

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snavula 0

4 June 2009, 02:01

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

4 June 2009, 01:56

had that happen before. sucks

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cthulhu1138 1

4 June 2009, 05:51

If people weren't so uptight about public urination, we could cut down on "shy bladder".

onepctech 0

4 June 2009, 05:52

Damn. How many people watched you pee?

FML_Add1cT 0

4 June 2009, 05:59

#11 that's what I'm sayin Bs?

Applesause1223 0

4 June 2009, 05:59

Ahahahaaha! #13 Cracked Me Up. I'm STILL laughing! And it really wasn't that funny.. PATS FOR PATRICK ;D

Glam_fml 0

4 June 2009, 06:03

I feel your pain.. I once spent four hours at a doctors office trying to piss in a damn cup. Of course, the time probably could have been cut in half is some mean, fat woman wasn't staring at me...

drinkupgorgeous 0

4 June 2009, 06:06

What's the difference between a llama and an alpaca?

laxgoalie118 0

4 June 2009, 06:11

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