peeepeee.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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Luna_LoveIsGood 0
I had that happen to me a few years ago at school. It took me forever to finish a Unit Test and when i finally finished they all clapped 'cause they could finally talk and not be quiet. now i take tests in another room
laxplaya2132 0
Hahahahahaha
setpratwet 0
That's ****** up!
MrPoog 0
I once experienced shy bladder next to an emo kid in the bathrooms. A little bit of pee came out, then it stopped. Then I burst out laughing. ...way to be awkward.
Alanna_Vicious 0
Hahaha Just a few hours ago, my friend told me that he had this & why he hated going out in public because he just, well, I'm sure you understand.
commentor56 0
Clap for them, see how they feel
24788 6
That really bites and they are dicks.
whythefuckme 0
congratulations on ur piss
coffeennicotine 0
Not really a FML. They still need a "who cares" button
kts1996 0
Wow! That must have sucked !