peeepeee.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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briana83 0
Thank you Yulia and jellyfilled.
_foxportions 0
awww, haha..that's not TOO bad? it could have been worse.. what if you had a very "publicly comfortable" bladder and you couldn't stop and overflowed the cup? haha..it could have been WAY worse.. but, that's still fairly embarrassing.
Shawdawg89 0
lol
BalenciagaBetch9 0
ugh this happened to me except the ***** was in the stall with me, and it was way awkward. i felt like she was staring.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
hahaa. xD thats awesome. when my little sister goes peepee on the potty, we give her a cookie. did you get a cookie, too? ^_^ ;p
fenimors 0
I want to be #1
harryballsonya 0
U kinda a fag
Babymakar 0
sucks man
roflstephh 0
Hahahahah #13! Loll win!
The_Great_Zucchi 15
This baffles me, a volunteer job and you need to take a drug test? Where is this? I don't know of any jobs here where you need to take a drug test...