Awkward, Drugs and Work: Good job, son! - FML

Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML

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snavula 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:01

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:56

had that happen before. sucks

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buttersboy142 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:58

@11 what if he was volunteering as a firefighter/EMT?

rxcsdc1 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:11

there's an app for that

CountDuk 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:11

Haha lmao. That really sucks. At least they applauded you. I mean what if you were like making noises while you were trying to pee... That would suck. Anyway don't worry your not completely ******. (at least...) well hmm... It sucks that you have a crappy bladder but who cares? U see all the other replies from people saying they have the same problem? For all those people who say: oh I have a great bladder: who gives a flying ****?! Go get a life anyway I know this reply is WAY too long for this FML especially but hey, at least I'm not first bitch!!!

kakasuke_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:12

I wish people would applaud for me whenever I take a piss

daffyduck69 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:17

How do i know if my fml made it? When will i know?

LostHope 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:32

That happened to me too!! I was there 2 hrs. Drunk almost all the water. My brother was about to shoot me cuz he drove me there. But at the end: VICTORY lol

Zenma 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:44

I too have a shy bladder... I was in the restroom taking a piss today when two people went to the stalls next to me... They were pissing full on, I was just dribbling...

FurIife 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:44

Lol that's funny it's ok happens to everyone

hellomoto000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:46

I totally agree with #38 LOL

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:50

Take your bow. :)

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