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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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DreMaMa 0
My grandma is farting, and laughing FML
mike1 0
LOL! I have the same problem... Hard to take a piss when someone starin ya down!
BaldOuting 0
lame that is not an fml.
honkl 0
Ha ha bitch!!!
SurfCitySqueeze 0
I know how you feel. Mine took forever.
hillary4prez2016 0
FIRST
goof82 0
dude i dont get it, why would that be FML? like, if i had people to clap as i remove urinary liquids from my body... i would be like MLIA! (my life is amazing)
gothnotemo 0
They coudlve booed..
maggs1994 0
I agree with #67!!!
chrisw265 0
Shouldve drank a lot before, and not gone before too.