Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML
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mathsponge 0

GahhahahhHhHa I luv ur gf... Ydi for calling a dog stupid

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RubixMonkey 0

That is what you get for being a slobbery kisser.

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Ninjaface 0

I'm not surprised at this FML. Most mammals have a lot in common psychologically, so a lot of the techniques that work on, say, dogs can be easily adapted to humans.

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skybeau 0

I totally agree with you. I'm a dog trainer, and I often use these techniques on people or other species of animals (e.g. horses and cows). Just about any animal that is psychologically wired to live in a group will respond to these kind of techniques. It's not about holding up a bit of food and telling the person to sit, it's mostly body language to show that you're dominant and that the other person should do what you say

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dspadres 0

What, does she offer the dogs sex in exchange for them to roll over and fetch too?

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sublime93 0

This is like the one about Super Nanny. Laaaame either way.

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themaintroll 0

YDI for trying to catch salmon with your bare hands and without using fake fish bait

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MysticCeltic 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=322

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aberfrog5 0

hmm. didn't i just read one like this two days ago?! :P

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cheetahboo2010 5

Here you go boy, here's a nice doggy treat for learning you act like a dog. :)

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Dragonmouth 4

This sounds suspiciously like that Super Nanny FML from a few days ago.

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