Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Good boy

Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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Learning curve

By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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Kefka91 15

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:58

pick it up Brian. PICK UP MY POO!

afdude87 6

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:57

Shitty

Comments

fatalkiss 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:05

Damn, your dog demands to get his shit picked up?

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:10

Great comment. (:

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:16

Yea her dogs name is Brian Griffin.

twinmum_fml 6

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:19

means she is Louise griffin. therefore her son is stewie or Chris-- either one and it totally makes sense. both those boys would do that. HA

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:09

wolve86 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:06

cool story bro

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:09

#12 You just beat me to it!!

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:09

hahahaha good point 12 XD

disco2466 8

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:12

the princibal called your son a girl.

disco2466 8

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:30

principal* fu

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:13

there are certain similar elements in both dog and child training - namely, and most importantly, how to conduct oneself in public. dogs are taught not to lunge at or leap onto humans. children are taught appropriate ways to interact, especially with adults. if you have a school-age child who honestly believes it even remotely acceptable to not only defecate in a public space, let alone show such massive disrespect for a figure of authority, you have done something VERY wrong. y totally di.

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:30

Wrong comment - sorry

Arraggatis 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:31

Not always true. Children learn a lot from observation. The kid may be trained properly, but also learning from seeing the dog.

alex1432 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:17

omfg I would pay good money to watch this as it happened

AEverydayDouche 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 14:28

You would pay good money to see a five-year-old (that clearly insinuate that his teacher is a bitch) poop in a school yard? Hey MTV! I got a idea for a new show when people are tired of Jersey Shore.