Dogs and Love: Good boy - FML

Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By Blindsided - 08/10/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML

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Jealousy

By Karine - 05/12/2023 00:00 - France - Bordeaux

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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Loner

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 16:00 - New Zealand

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML

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karacakal2 30

Friday 13 November 2015 12:44

Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though

gogo44444 28

Friday 13 November 2015 12:45

Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

Monday 16 November 2015 12:17

Not exactly the worse thing to happen to you

killer122 11

Tuesday 17 November 2015 13:58

Poor control group, i was less excited about graduating and getting my degree, than my dog was when he found an old treat on the ground. not sure i could even get that happy without chemical assistance.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 22:43

Dogs like seeing everyone.

xSCAVAxBULLETx 1

Thursday 10 December 2015 2:20

take his dog. he'll pay attention. and if not then you've dumped the looser and gotten something better anyway (=

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