Embarrassing, Dogs, Contraception and Intimacy: Gettin' some - FML

Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

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Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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mandi4murphy 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross

juliahockey 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

that's disgusting. YDI definitley.

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Di55le 9

Monday 2 May 2011 19:57

she had to walk pass a few windows or something she just a retard who raps it up

alibooboo 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:44

LOL wtf, how can you NOT notice that!?

lalalaleah4 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:02

ydi for throwing your used condoms on the ground. gross.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:37

If you must get anal, use a condom. Preferably not one stuck to your shirt.

fraqtl 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:28

use a bin you feral

chickenfriedCG 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:43

you shoulda disposes of it properly

chickenfriedCG 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:45

^disposed

tamoodielovesmar 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:02

whats a condom.....

skinollie 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:57

dirty *****

cntthnko1 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:05

that will teach you not to use comdoms.

slammyD 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:52

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