By sprainedankle - 17/05/2013 20:49 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
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Pleonasm 35
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You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.

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Shortay123 14

My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?

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Pleonasm 35
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You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.

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sugarshane007 20

Pleonasm, what is the point of life if you can't stick long, loseable things into random dark holes?

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Pleonasm 35
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Sticking long things that are sturdy or firmly connected to something else into those holes instead. And also, the obligatory "42" "bacon" "boobs" "cats" or other reference to answer your question.

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Roskosity 22

Immeasurable stupidity.

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sugarshane007 20

Pleo, clarity came at 42. Thank you.

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isallwaysme 27
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he's on his way to end up like the guy on community. with the broken itchy leg and everything was in his cast

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solosohigh 15

get another one and push it out. or let your skin eat the ruler, either way.

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dramaelf 37
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If that happens you might get to be on TV!

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Allennis44 16

I'm fairly certain that's not how skin works. However, I'm no doctor.

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MyNameIsViet 15
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55, no, but its how sarcasm works.

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dramaelf 37
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Does it still itch? If not, mission accomplished.

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Jaxx66 21
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Hehe.... 'Doesn't matter, scratched itch'!

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yrue82 7
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Lets hope that cast comes out soon!

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ilovedinosawers 17
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It must be one of those fancy casts that you ingest and it slips around your bone then, once the bone is healed, it comes out through your excrement.

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Shortay123 14

My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?

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melons 44
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What was he trying to erase?!

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Shortay123 14

He was also trying to scratch an itch, but he used a pencil and there was one of those eraser tops on it and it got stuck inside. Derp for him.

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Freethaawave 19
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Time for a new cast, OP!

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sugarshane007 20

Well that surely didn't measure up to what you had planned.

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HaneenDixon 16
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She/he should've ruled out that plan in the first place and come up with a better one

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_GoodGuy 11
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If you got the itch, all is good, if you got the ruler stuck and the itch is still there... FYL Op.

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sarahjanesmith 12
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Haven't you seem any sit-com in the history of tv? What did you think was going to happen?

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Zen_Mei 17
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Obviously he thought it'd relief the itch duhh

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fuzz97 23
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I don't think that ever happened on a sitcom

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fsomelife 26
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Constant scratcher. You should shove a bunch more things down there and look surprised when the docs take your cast off.

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