Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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annefrank 0
wtf. what a waste of time for you.
jewbies 0
what a ******* jerk.
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Comments (137)
Marydaiallday 0
Lmao wow that sux...i used to work at subway back in h.s with 4 bestfriends...those were the days
BigBossdanny 0
thats why people should pay first!
toyota4life94 6
I would have yelled, "u poor lurks ************!!!"
hoopla12345 0
I admire you simply for saying "whilst".
icecreammintz 0
was he baked and had the munchies? i love doing this
glompable 19
This is why I'm glad I'm a manager. It really, truly sucks when this happens, since it's a huge waste of time, food, and money, but when it happens to me I'm allowed to adjust the sandwich and eat it... or if an employee has it happen to them, I let them eat it. Which is pretty nice when you're poor and starving.. haha. But hey, it could be worse. I've had someone return a sandwich right after buying it because they claimed there was no cheese on it, even after I opened the sandwich and picked the cheese up o_0 People are dumb.
d13coates 0
Haha awkward...for the guy anyway
qazwsx1irid 0
i would just eat all those sandwiches
alera_fml 12
I used to work at subway, I feel ya
ObnoxiousJeans 6
F both your lives. Him for not having money and you for having to waste all those ingredients.