Gassy

By Fartnonymous - 18/08/2015 10:59 - Qatar - Doha

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

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Do you fart then as well or....?

Of course. She would still fart in her sleep whether it was at night or a nap on the couch during the day. The time of day wouldn't affect if she passed gas while asleep.

you were so excited about getting to leave the first comment that you forgot to read the post.

Actually no, I read it but thank you

Geez. That was rude. She just asked a simple question. Which I can understand. Cause her losing sleep at night. How is getting the sleep during the day to make up for it.

That stinks. Hope you guys find another solution to actually get some sleep.

I see what you did there...

We all do.

It's probably a minor stomach bug or something that's making you fart, OP. Hopefully it'll go away soon!

try to find out what kind of food is causing it

Time to get a cork

If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

An average human farts 16 times a day. But idk if what you're doing is healthy....

13 times a day

Perhaps it was something bad you ate. After a week you should see someone... feel better OP!

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

Definitely not the time to try out BreathRight strips.

change your diet and get some gas medicine