Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
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Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML
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Top comments
negb 30
Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that
Teddzz 19
Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.
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Comments (112)
crisanba 18
Really I hate when doctors make jokes about serious shit and expect you to laugh... Damn you patch Adams
Lil_Red777 21
If a doctor told me in all seriousness that he'd have to amputate my foot I'd believe it too. You don't expect that from someone that is supposed to be professional.
alfred07 18
Very unprofessional of both the doctor and the nurse
haaaanners 10
not everyone can take jokes, especially at hospitals. that was a lame move of him :/
simsgirlgem 25
saying we'll have to remove your funny bone is a joke saying we have to amputate a body part is not I hope you reported this quack
lwonderful 11
That's not funny at all. Hope you feel better OP
the_real_dvd 21
That is funny, for the doctor. The medical field isn't a good trade for an aspiring comedian though.
buttcramp 21
that hospital has a terrible sense of humor! lol
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Yes, the building has a horrible sense of humor. Definitely not some of the people inside.
perdix 29
While you're there, you might want to ask for a sense-of-humor transplant.
graceinsheepwear 33
Unfortunately the number of sense-of-humor transplant candidates far exceeds the available supply of senses of humor in the donor pool.
jw90 18
Doctors jokes are always horrible..