Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
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Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML
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Top comments
negb 30
Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that
Teddzz 19
Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.
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turnabouttrial 21
Today, one of my patients fell down the stairs. To lighten the mood, I joked that we had to amputate. She fainted. FML
outoftown 26
He confused his job with open mic night, so his sidekick nagged the audience? Hope he was better at medicine than comedy, and that you're healing well.
MagicStallion 9
The joke was fine, but the part where I press FYL is when I saw the nurse was so rude about it later. It's funny that she fainted and it was a funny joke but the down right ignorance of that nurse gets in my nerves.
FightMyLiger 19
What Doc said. If you can limp on it, there's no need to panic... Or call 911.
TheCaramelKing 11
Tell him your not gonna pay, then say "take a damn joke"
cheezball63 8
Damn that's kinda harsh
vintaqe 28
That could easily have became a lawsuit if you injured yourself whilst passing out.
vintaqe 28
They broke their funny bone during the fall. amirite?
sioux4 17
That is the worst joke I've ever heard. Sorry OP.
why57why 21
Unprofessional