Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML
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negb 30
Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that
Teddzz 19
Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.
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Comments (112)
therosebride517 4
Joking aside, it's wrong to joke about that. As a healthcare worker, I find that utterly appalling. -_-
BaconBob20 6
People need to lighten up. It's a joke! He feel down stairs. It's not like he burned his foot or something
gatorgirl2669 6
that would called for the dr. to get cursed out... it aint funny when u r already n the hospital hurt... and she didnt have any right to tell u that.. she woulda been the 2nd person of the day gettin cursed out... who the f@#k are u tellin me i should be able to take a joke... wouldnt be funny if i peed on u right now would it... ha ha but it was a joke
Slawter16 24
That was really unprofessional of both of them. I get it's a joke but jesus christ there's no need to terrify your patients like that.
rmllavaneras 19
An ortho doctor "joking" about chopping a leg is not a laughing matter. I, as a chemist, don't joke about making a bomb in front of non-scientists. It's just tacky.
ringaringaring 16
That joke isn't even funny. I've never hear anyone laugh at that. your doctor is quite unprofessional.
fantasyworld 37
That was unprofessional of him.