Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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xFalzz 0
Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.
princess_88 0
Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.
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princess_88 0
Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.
schwancy 2
Did it have a trash bag in it? if not then I'm afraid YDI
tzemmy 25
my bathroom trash doesnt have a bag...
smoochmysnoot 6
My bathroom trash is a bag..
FFML_314 12
Gran knows you're fertile. This is not good.
aeshleyrose 6
I would seriously cry with embarrassment, but shes probably just upset that her vajay looks like an old catcher's mitt.
rraptor 0
YDI. pay attention next time you're handling something like that. /;
I2HomlessGuys 0
granny is going to die of shock
princess_88 0
Lol actually I think I agree...if it didn't have a trash bag in it that's kind of like a red flag. an even if it wasn't a red flag, who wants to clean off your tampon from the bottom of the garbage bin? Embarrassing nonetheless. Lol.
skyttlz 32
haha, once after I took my pad off and needed to throw it away I realized there was no garbage it sucked
Ludii_fml 0
Unfortunately that shit happens all the time because people don't think about womanly bleeds. In monopaused homes or single mens' homes, okay. But in public bathrooms where there is "Women" written on it, NO.
LilaBear 2
LOL. It's "menopause" not "monopause" haha.
sadistmonkey 19
it's where you have mono at the same time as being menopaused...
ugwmii 0
woaa. haha
xFalzz 0
Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.
yessiee23 0
number 12 maybe it was in between the sink and the toilet.. haha
doink 0
It's still kinda gross...
Farx 0
******* hilarious. Bet you sunk so far into the train seat you disappeared :p