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Just kids being kids · 2 December 2025, 12:00

Single dad struggles

Today, I lost yet another girlfriend because of my kids’ behavior. The last one told me, “I’d rather get fisted by Freddy Krueger than deal with those hellspawn of yours!” At this point, I’m going to be a single dad forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114 You deserved it 700

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Anonymous · 8 January 2025, 03:00 ·United States

This has to stop

Today I got back to work after the holiday break to find out all my hard work on background illustrations for the company are progressively being replaced by piss-poor AI monstrosities. This sucks donkey dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 624 You deserved it 97

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