Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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xFalzz 0
Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.
princess_88 0
Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.
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DeathByVanilla 3
Hahahaha #12 :)
OctoberRainfall 13
You know you can flush tampons, right?
fogrunner 13
People, you flush NOTHING but shit, piss and paper. I imagine the workers at the sewage plant have to hop in and dig your tampons out of their filters otherwise. And **** tampons anyway. Google menstrual cups. :D
fogrunner 13
And to everyone saying there absolutely has to be a trash can in a bathroom - not really. If necessary, pads and such can be wrapped in paper and smuggled under your shirt or something to the kitchen trash.
Dilwann 27
Because you really want to smuggle a bloody tampon under your shirt to the kitchen garbage where everyone can see you dropping it in, and will probably be able to still see it when the next thing is thrown in? No thanks. A garbage can next to the toilet is enough, and not that hard to do. Although, I do think OP could've bothered to check the contents of the can before throwing the first tampon in.
EffYoLife 14
That's Gran's fault. Garbage pails go beside the toilet. Not shampoo bins.
captainburke 5
Gross! And humiliating...
sugarbear0727 19
Well that's embarrassing. I don't put my tampons or pads in something unless there's a trashbag, and I know it's a trashcan.
oKap1 15
You think you'd realise that the basket had lots of unused toothbrushes and shampoo bottles and no trash in .... YDI
_awwhellnaw_ 45
You gotta check that sort of thing when you go to someone's house, especially if no-one there has their period. I went to my friends house and there wasn't a bin in her bathroom because she's trans and everyone else is male, save her mum (who I think has a bathroom closer to her bedroom). Also, my grandparents didn't accommodate so I had to sneak a way around that.
fantasyworld 39
That is a weird place to store extra toothbrushes.