**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 747
You deserved it 2 146

Same thing different taste

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Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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I think u can afford it if ur in the same room with a redwine drinking, white leather coach owning prick

He's in denial about his drinking habits. Who buys white furniture? That's an accident waiting to happen.