**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 747
You deserved it 2 146

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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music_METAL 0

YDI, for having an idiot roommate who gets butt hurt when it was obviously his fault.

Rico5037 0

ydi for being offended and trying to use 7 weeks as a longer term even though you've only been roomates for less than 2 months

Were you on a lease of any sort? If not, get over it.

shroomis 0

BILLY MAYS HERE IT REMOVES STAINS, AND MAKES YOUR WHITES WHITER AND YOUR BRIGHTS BRIGHTER you should have bought my oxi-clean

Right before you get the last of your things out of there, go back and take a big steaming shit on it...

Oxi Clean gives you AIDS T_T But then again, what doesn't?

Skull_300 0

Tell that **** you'll leave tomorrow. Then when rommate leaves the room, strip naked and sit down on the ******* Couch with one leg kicked up on the other end, (allowing the twins to breathe). Get your camara ready. Call that asshole back in the room. "Click, click, click" Haaa haaaa

im_bored_tired 12

get ready to put ice on the twins purple bruises!

Who the hell drinks red white sitting on a white leather couch? Who the hell would buy a white leather couch? Flip his gay ass over and see if his mangina has a leak.