Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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Top comments
PaperShreds 0
Salt it yourself. Would that be so difficult?
RatofDeath 0
Why didn't you salt it for yourself? You think it's more work than constantly bitching about it for four days? YDI.
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Comments (142)
tiffaly45 0
why didnt you just do it yourself?
gremlin87 0
is there a rule that YOU can't touch the driveway salt? Because that's the only reason I could think of for not, oh, I don't know, DO IT YOURSELF.
lonidani9229 3
ydi for not salting it yourself
xxmichaelxx 0
you couldn't salt it yourself lazy bitch
katarina956 0
People keep saying she was lazy? Maybe she was working on the million other things she has to do around her house and asked them to do one simple thing. Wasn't too hard for them. But they refused until it was too late.
T1A2Z3 35
If she was doing that many things she wouldn't have had time to nag. "Would you ever salt the driveway I told you 2 days ago" almost takes as long as at least salting a step....
RAUN 8
When they sat down for dinner, go outside to salt the drive. It's too late to begin cooking. I guess that means you guys take me to dinner.
Synter 3
You should have done it yourself
loganberrybat 11
Er, do it yourself?
turbobutt11 0
Why don't u f*ucking do It yourself u lazy a$$ god don't bitch about it
betteryouthanmee 3
it's possible she just didn't know how, or had another good reason. quit assuming she was being a bitch.
meepmerp 20
You're saying that OP doesn't know how to throw salt on the ground??