Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
What an ungrateful b!tch!
perdix 31
A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!
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Comments (56)
IneffableLullaby 13
Wow, that former coworker of yours has some issues, OP...
perdix 31
A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!
Withired_Away 0
if your ke$ha
Cressalys 0
LOL
kdizzle58 1
where do u park your car again;p keep some Jack handy just in case:)
Keyman1212 14
Press charges! Sue that bitch! Get revenge on her by making her life more miserable than it is!
snagglepaste 0
Oooooh a bottle of water? What do you want, a cookie? File a police report like a grown up.
sadistmonkey 19
Who says she didn't?
yummycupcakegirl 0
Ungreatful people these days:(
Doortje 30
She's just trying to say the woman wasn't great :')
Doortje 30
It's okay fluffingclouds, we can't all be smart like yummycupcakegirl.
talktomandybaby 8
28 you are hilarious.every comment of youra has to do with butts or peniss LMAOO
Doortje 30
Do you really think that's hilarious? Wait, your profile picture and the fact that you love Twilight says enough.
alwaysandforever_fml_fml 0
32 you read my mind!
AlexBuda 0
What a dumb b$^&$, you guys know who she is. *facepalm*
truehitman2010 0
it's calle sue her
varkey 7
break into hers smash the windows slash the tires or the actual solution is sue her
vanillatwilight6 0
well karma will come after her
Scottz 0
True FML