Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By No Action Fighter - 22/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML

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torio123 27

Monday 22 August 2011 15:56

sounds like you had a good day ;)

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Monday 22 August 2011 16:01

The old man has been here long enough to know how the freeze his opponents.

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adrianEshayz 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 14:52

Haha that sucks

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