WithoutLove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
#ForeverAlone
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
redhanded
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hyperfocused
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Anarchy in the UK
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
If I could turn back time…
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
hell!
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Top comments
audiophileMom 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
DjeePee 25
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Comments (145)
ijnek 3
redhead, blonde, black, asians, fatass, shemale, animal ****
iamfabio1990 12
I don't know why everyone is telling the OP to delete it and go outside, nothing wrong with having a well organised collection. You can go outside without deleting it, just don't leave it open for any girls you may bring home.
ReynshineCutting 10
If you start dating someone and it starts getting serious that's the time to delete the entire collection and throw out any DVDs or magazines you have. Also, if you have enough **** to have an entire organizeable collection, you have serious issues.
jemiller226 13
So, so naive. :D
jayemdoubleyou 1
**** folder? Who keeps a **** folder? You don't have to horde ****, that shit is free on the Internet and there's enough for everyone!
ikickgingers 15
I wish I was motivated enough to organize my ****. :/
nnour 1
Thats what you get ;) You shouldn't be watching **** :P
janier234 0
Been there, but I wouldn't call it a love life, more like a **** addiction
Arturo95 0
Lmfao!!!
Nicnats 3
how much **** do you watch that u need to categorize it?
alexchiltonLC 7
A lot...
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
It's okay, I'm sure there's an app for this problem.
Playful1985 9
Step 1) leave the house Step 2) download the meetup app for your phone
duckman9 55
Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit!