WithoutLove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
#ForeverAlone
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
redhanded
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hyperfocused
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Anarchy in the UK
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
If I could turn back time…
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
hell!
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Top comments
audiophileMom 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
DjeePee 25
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Comments (145)
ganjaone 2
I feel ur pain brother :'(
Leftieswillrule 3
**** I need to stock up on ****, my school's network blocks it and I don't have enough to last me the next visit home.
captainfalcon7 0
why does everyone assume this is a guy?
FoxOnTheStreet 9
Next to the OP's name, it says "man" in parentheses. I don't know what if says if you're on the app, though.
viewer123 1
I like to trade ****
viewer123 1
I like to trade ****. Simpleb on airg. I try to keep it organized myself
skcyankeegirl 1
Maybe you should take a break from **** for long enough to get out there and find a real girl you could have a REAL relationship with.
TanyaKJC 9
And this is what happens when people watch ****. Most times that's all they do and don't bother looking for an actual girl he could be pleasured by
Pharmacist_fml 2
You must be a 12 year old christian girl in the south. Am I close? Every person in the entire world watches ****. Every one that has a computer at least. Every single one. I kid you not, every one watches ****. Grow up you and get out of your sheltered house. Now. OP, that sucks, I feel for ya breh.
taetay2010j 0
I'm sad for u:(
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
WINNER ! LOL jk that's gross .
kei1108 13
Ew, Sicko.. Y Definitely DI