WithoutLove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
#ForeverAlone
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
redhanded
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hyperfocused
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Anarchy in the UK
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
If I could turn back time…
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
hell!
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Top comments
audiophileMom 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
DjeePee 25
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Comments (145)
Blumpkinater 3
If thats not love, then idk what love is
BloodyMary666 24
Nothing wrong with **** ;)
NikkaIraKate 1
Op what you need is not **** but FRIENDS and a social life
duckman9 55
now thats really something sad... why would anyone want that crap?? I enjoy living in my parents basement, and i totally rule at WoW!
RedPillSucks 33
You need friends with ****. That way they'll do the organizing and you wont have to waste any time.
bubo_fml 11
In these tough economic times, those skills will come in handy on a job resume..."Organized & categorized an extensive pornographic repository, reviewed entire collection for quality control & stimulation effect, verified pornographic content through vigorous manipulation of genital appendages & orifices."
wonderLust 2
You my friend need to invest in a smartphone..that way you can have **** on the go while trying to pick up girls..lol
dolphingirl00 0
loser
defferwa 9
Wow..actually same here. :(
haiti4life 0
HEY!! Y'all need to stop hating. You can tell a lot about a man by looking at his **** collection!!
trillwill19 2
It's probably located under a super clever code name too, like "This is NOT my **** folder"
Calyx_fml 22
Collecting **** is greed. Once you realize that you don't have to collect **** to use it when you want to you'll be free. Delete your whole collection permanently. It's cathartic and liberating.
duckman9 55
before deleting, send it to some other guys in need of such stuff... *wink*