Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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Top comments
giebs22 6
well hello there hayley williams, it's nice to meet you.
Jojul 0
You survived a fire, and got your hair bleached bright yellow and orange in the process. FYL? Really?
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Comments (111)
SakEatsBabies 0
I'd rather have yellow and orange hair than be in a hospital with 3rd degree burns..
TenshiNoHikari 0
At least ur alive better then looking weird
Nick402 0
I can't believe so many people are saying this isn't an FML because she survived. That's like saying that if someone tripped and broke their nose, they shouldn't be complaining because they're "lucky to be alive". Please, it's still an FML because she still has bleach in her hair and she'll have to face the humiliation of sticking with her awful hair until she can get it back to normal.
omgitsLindsay 0
Why does yellow and orange mean awful or ugly? Look at my hair. Is it awful?
Horde 8
Your hair is pretty :)
ScreamToday 0
Um, if there was a fire alarm and you were watching the fire being put out.. HOW the hell would you take your foils out? Would you just RUN right on home and do it? ....I cannot believe the stupidity of some of you people who post FMLs.
perfectgrl6971 0
wow that's gotta suck!!=(
ivals 3
Cool! Thats not a FML
katiekatastrophe 0
...because that is so much more tragic than the place burning down get over it
misshistory 0
wow, hope they didn't make you pay for it!
capital_seven 0
Make the person that started the fire pay to fix your [and anyone else's messed-up] hair.
dreadedone 0
So you where not even interviewed by the local TV station now that would have been shweet!!