Miscellaneous: Family! Woohoo!

Family! Woohoo!

By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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On the lam

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 00:00

Today, all three of my kids snuck out of a family reunion because they were bored. I was furious, until I found out my husband had also gone with them. After I was done yelling at all of them, I realised I was mostly jealous they didn’t take me with them. FML

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Where am I?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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iAndrea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

You sure they forgot? Haha. :)

coco22_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone

Comments

briannakur 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:46

I'm not sure if they forgot you more then they noticed you leave and left.

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:48

Unfortunatley, the op's family is now pretending that they never had these sopposed "children"... deny deny deny!!!

dreambig22 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:49

no way they could have paid the bill, said their good-byes, got in their cars in a matter of 3 minutes. your story just doesn't add up right.

yessirfosho 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:04

The bill was probably already paid and they were probably all going back to the same place or said their goodbyes out the car. By the time the girls saw they werent in the restaraunt and got outside its very possible they had said goodbye if needed and left. It really isn't that difficult to figure out. Please think before you post.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:51

Just keep on keeping on.

Imnewhere 21

Monday 15 February 2010 23:18

wow...just wow

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 February 2010 16:55

"...that blowing up your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I am telling the truth." PS - why did you hand me a water gun filled with... (takes a quick whiff of the strange liquid) ...apple cider?

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:58

children and thier wacky schemes!

yessirfosho 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:00

hahaha that sucks. I got left at church before when we had alot of family visiting.

yottskry 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:03

Why did you need to go to the restroom, did you need a rest? Geez yanks, it's a TOILET. There is no bath, you don't go there for a rest, you go to use the toilet. Let's call a spade a spade... or do you call it a concave shovelling implement?

goatboy197 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:06

haha 15! why so serious?

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:09

@26 I call it a shovel ._. and OP: don't let it get to you, it happens to at least 27% of children usually because the parents get caught up in the moment.