Forever alone and Love: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 723

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Same thing different taste

By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 765

You deserved it 2 708

Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 021

You deserved it 3 399

Ally

By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 578

You deserved it 10 276

Freudian

By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 402

You deserved it 7 457

By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 178

You deserved it 544

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 899

You deserved it 7 371

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 486

You deserved it 308

Too soon?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173

You deserved it 788

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 271

You deserved it 2 908

By Tigerninjagoalie - 20/06/2016 23:13 - United States - Tonawanda

Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 665

You deserved it 1 039

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:12

Maybe you should take it as a sign that you're meant to be?

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:09

That's unfortunate, but a little bit cute!

Comments

metheonlyb 17

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:23

#25 you are just 15 years old. I am 20 and I haven't hugged a girl!!! Well things like that happen. But you know we gotta wait till it has to happen! Nothing can be done!

Sportsfan86 3

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:50

#7, who cares.

WildBill1337 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:09

oh quit your bitchin! ive never been kissed EVER! SO SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:17

YDI. Put yourself out there and bag a nice boy. It can't be that hard for a girl to find a date.

jjman1221 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:52

Abstinence ftw! Lol

fortytwo 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:11

Wait what the hell, how is this an FML? "Oh no! I haven't been a complete ***** like half the people on this site!" Your life is not ****** just because you haven't had many kisses in your life.

ericavel 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:27

I feel like the only reason I ever read FML anymore is for the comments. Most of these FMLs really suck ass (including this one), but the comments are damn funny. Keep them coming, people.

Monado 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:27

So you only kissed one guy in your life, only twice for 4 and a half years both of which are from a play. How is this an FML? Many people do not get kissed till late.