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Face Your Fears

By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML

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andersaonsliva 9

Monday 6 February 2017 4:05

The questions are many.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 February 2017 5:08

Through your open window or did they smash the glass with it? Was it raw or was it lightly steamed with cheese sauce? The jury's still out.

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jcash52426 5

Monday 6 February 2017 19:23

Give me your address I'll throw broccoli through your window for real!

nickfraser98 11

Monday 6 February 2017 19:49

I laughed for a minute straight at this. Thank you for sharing ?

aleeshapls 0

Tuesday 7 February 2017 1:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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