Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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123Puppy 33
You asked...
Dominique Kartouw 10
Well that's pretty cute if you ask me. My boyfriend always liked skinny girls and I'm pretty overweight, but he always says he doesn't want me to change. Loves them chubbiness. If he'd call me lumpy space princess, I'd be like aaawh, haha
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Comments (16)
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
I doubt you'd feel better if he lied. You obviously know for yourself that you've gained some weight, so why ask if you don't want to hear it? This is called testing people. Testing people this way, is called mind games. And mind games are wrong.
lifeis4me 20
Would you rather just be lumpy?
bl3ur0z3 17
So he's still there and loves you and even finds a cute way to express his love for the extra added on. Yea, that sucks.
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
Sounds like he loves you for you 🥰❤️
sassypenguinxox 15
Lol love the adventure time reference 😂
randybryant799 21
Why would you ask him that? Are you blind? Look in the damn mirror. Obviously you are aware you have gained weight.