By Phabia - United States - Newton
Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML
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  Vestin  |  18

#2: 4:20 used to be a great time to pop a third hatch down... However, now that you start with 12 workers, all the old timings went out the window :(. Not to mention the changes to the in-game clock, which skew things even more...

  Vestin  |  18

#45: I was feigning ignorance and pretending that "420" is best known for being a Starcraft 2 multiplayer Zerg timing for getting a hatchery at your third base. It went just as well as one might expect, but that won't stop me from trying ;P.

  EverestMelting  |  23

#16, you are getting shitty answers. 4/20 or April 20th is the day most stoners celebrate marijuana. It started with high schoolers out in California when after school they would always start smoking at 4:20pm. It grew and grew and thus a Holliday was born. It's exclusively for marijuana.

By  buckdharma  |  36

Did your parents excuse their selves to use the bathroom, and then like two hours later you know where they were found? Meanwhile you're sitting in the classroom thinking it's a drag?

  Enslaved  |  36

"Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school".

--I have a long term friend from high school that dad used to smell her fingers to catch whether or not she had smoked. Funny thing is, she never did. He was an odd one. Now telling her to, "Quick! Smell my fingers!" Is an inside joke. (: