Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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ollie179 21

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Sounds like he was killing two birds with one 'stone'. What I'm curious about though, is how OP found out...hmm.... OP: Yes! Yes, righ-- BF: Shhh, it's okay babe, calm down. OP: But it feels so- BF: *Pulls out* Dammit, you always have something to say, don't you? **** this, I'm leaving. *walks out with pants around ankles*

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jizzwold 21

You just break all the stereotypes huh noor?

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ambowew 7

And to make matters worse, your little brother then came in to wrestle with the pair of you?

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XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

You just got that from the fml below this one -.-

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GothicAngel17 24

Well, at least you're gettin' some, right? Better than nothing ;)

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LonelyLoser93 3

It definitely is better than nothing. :( I never get anything. Still maybe OP just wants communication in which case, like others have said, incorporate it into sex.

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SmittyJA24 26

I have the same problem (?) at home.... my wife will occasionally give me a BJ & talk even less!!

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LonelyLoser93 3

You sir are a boss. And very lucky. My respect goes to you.

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pexy_fml 16

Its still an enjoyable way to silence someone

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mrnuleef 7

Thats a nice discrete method. Better than stfu.

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