Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Dude, WTF?

Dude, WTF?

By cman - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:54

You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

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Friday 26 February 2010 19:52

I hope you smack the hell outta him!

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transio 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:04

YDI for not being able to outrun a drunk old fart pissing on you!!! FAIL!!

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:02

Dude's already got his dick out, you've already got piss on you, and instead of seeing if one solid kick could rupture a ********, you ran away? Maybe this little incident will convince you to grow some balls.

ashiiya 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:24

I wouldn't just speed up. Either kick him there and teach him a lesson. You can also teach him a lesson by karate chopping him in the neck. Next time (if such a thing is ever to happen, I'm sure he told his friends that it was fun) remember to stand up for yourself. Obviously, telling him to stop won't work since he's a sick person for peeing on someone to begin with. Give him the proper beating so he can't do that to anyone ever again. Sick bastard.

Sekococo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:33

Free golden shower, he snipe with piss

amazingjane 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:53

whoop that trick!!!

isreal 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:12

47 made me lagh and he is true

ralphyr 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:15

I don't care if you are a woman, if you didn't attempt to kick his ass then you deserved it.

angrynegro7 16

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:35

OP's a guy, and that makes his reaction worse!

ShortSold 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:31

Only in Romania. Sadly there's not a lot you can do in those situations if you're on your own, unless you pull a knife on them but that's asking for more trouble - especially if he was with a group.